Congratulations to all those who entered the 2009 King of Style Video contest, you are all, in one sense of the word, winners. But in a much more accurate sense of the word, the four of you not named PC Fosse, Ian Cosco, Nick Martini, or LJ Strenio are not winners: you are losers. Those are the four who will fly to Scandinavia to be showered in glory and fine Swedish caviar and comely blonde women and snus so good it instantly fries the neurons in your prefrontal cortex. Behold, the glory of the four, who will take on the world's elite (as if these guys aren't) at Stockholm Stadium later this month... For more details, visit: www.peakperformance.com/kos

As a bonus, here is what seems to be a creepy robot Henri Windstedt (whose setting was apparently left on "opiates") announcing the winners: